Hey there!
This is my homepage. Please, have a burrito — and feel free to take a look around!

If you're perusing this website, you may be wondering: who the heck is this guy? And that is a very fair question.
In fact, that is a question for which I could give you many answers. Some of them would even be true.
If I were to try to give you real answers, I could call myself a programmer, a writer, a video producer, or just avoid specificity and go with "creative." I could tell you about projects I've undertaken, academic achievements, or leadership positions I've held. I could tell you a wide array of things, some perhaps more useful than others. I could excuse myself to the restroom and escape through the nearest window.
I could do all manner of things, but if you really want to get down to it, I think Gag Halfrunt said it best in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
To paraphrase: I'm just this guy, you know?